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kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

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My mom just came up to me and was like “look at how cute, this is where baby corn comes from”

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#   mama llama 

Guardians of the Galaxy’ premieres at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood.

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#   punch me 
#   in the face 

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

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katara:

I get really pissed off when people think Zayn isn’t the hottest member of One Direction like why are people taste so bad? Why would you pick the frog prince Harry? Why do you think that blonde hobbit is cute? You could swap Liam with an Enchilada and it would take 45 minutes to notice, and whats that others ones name? 

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dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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chadleymacguff:

incubecfrmmars:

What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…

i’m feeling very attacked right now

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Psa 2 ants

princeowl:

plantpastelblog:

princeowl:

plantpastelblog:

Stop crawling on me

message from the ants: they say no and that you should buy more cilantro 

tell the ants i dont have throwaway cash to buy cooking herbs and they can get their own 

message from the ants: please we’re having mexican tonight 

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celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

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Anonymous Asked: i got really high last night and me and my friend went to wal mart to get food but we were there for literally 3 hours and we kept going back to the fishing pole section for some reason then the song i love rock and roll by joan jett came on and i was getting really frustrated because i couldnt tap dance to it then i walked past this lady who was carrying a teddy bear and i went up to her and i was like "cute kid"

sidnugget:

Fuck

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