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anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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gaulllimaufry:

gh hh h h 

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sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

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S/o to my mom just cuz

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milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

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citgo:

appropriate replies to selfies

  • fuck
  • damn
  • wtf
  • uhhh hmu (my personal favorite)
  • brah
  • ayyyy
  • shawtayyyyy
  • ok
  • usher lyrics

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heckacute:

This is my son, Plugs, and this is my other son, Not Gauges. 

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kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

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dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

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zoiethealmighty:

yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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The fuck is this supposed to mean?

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subwaytoken:

the winter palace, st petersburg, russia

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